Me (kicking down the door): Goood Morniiiinnng the-Internetttttt !!!
You (looking up from your Google search (Is Jacob Elordi Hot or Just Tall?): Oh, you again.
Me: Why is it always Oh, You Again and never Here She Is!!!
You: Because you’re always here?
Me: True story. Anyway, are we ok to run this interview format again? I prefer not …
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