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I don’t rewatch things.1
Except this one video on YouTube that I’ve watched approximately 4700 times, which remains as funny to me today as it did the first time I watched it twelve times in a row in the year 2000WeDon’tCare. If I could get Orson’s ‘Wa-haaahtheFrench’ as an audio file I’d set it as my ringtone AND I’d take my phone off silent for the first time in fourteen years AND then encourage people to call me, and I’d be so delighted on hearing it again that I’d actually pick up to discuss that same frenchexcellence.
The first part of that video2 is like me when I sit down to write to you here on Substack, embedded in a chair, glassy-eyed and already a bit depressed by the inevitability of myself … ‘just, do anything?’
Action, Katie, please.
*turns to camera, raising a glass of Californian Champagne Sparkling Wine*
As I was saying, I don’t rewatch things (except when I do) because I don’t want the same thing again. But, frustratingly for everyone trying to sell me something, I also don’t even really want more of the same. I don’t find comfort in formula.